Tiffinay Star, Sexy Witch, 2009
Apparently, this is “Tiffany Star” and she is eighteen. The helpful people at “iameighteen.com” are so anxious for you to know her age that they have published her ID card along with her photos. And you can believe them because everything on the internet is true. And they emphasised the truthfulness of their claim with a “No Bullshit!” After all, what possible motive could they have for lying and faking her ID?
Apparently also, “Tiffany Star … loves trick-or-treating every Halloween, but this year she’s in for a special treat!”
In this sentence “special” has a special meaning—think “special bus”—because her “special treat” has a pot-belly and man-boobs. He is certainly a lot less special than she is, and I wouldn’t have thought it was much of a treat for her. Eww.