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Naturlich Harz sticker, 1980?

Posted in 2000+, NSFW, Photograph, Stickers on 17 July 2011 by redwitch1

Actually, I have no real idea when this sticker was printed and sold or given away [now updated, see below ], but I believe the caption translates as “Naturally, Harz.”

The caption might seem a little cryptic, unless you imagine a sticker with a women wearing nothing but a ten-gallon hat, with the caption “Naturally Texas.” That is because the witch is from the Harz mountains naturally (i.e., obviously), she is a witch and witches congregate on The Brocken in the Harz mountains, just as ten-gallon hats breed on the heads of Texans. Or something.

The witch is also as naked. That is, she is “naked as nature intended”—she is a natural beauty—and she is presented in her natural state (remember that nudists were also called—and may still be called—naturists [not naturalists, though they may be naturalists too].)

The Brocken, and large parts of the Harz mountains for all I know, sells itself as a tourist destination because it is an area of natural beauty, like a nature reserve or national or state park. So, the caption seems to also be both a claim (the Harz mountains is an area of natural beauty) and an invitation (“Come to the Harz Mountains to enjoy nature”).

Combine these three and you see that we should all go to the Harz mountains, to see nature and naked witches, or to enjoy nature and naked witches. Or something. I swear I am not making this up!

[UPDATE 18 July 2011: As Twixraider comments, the typography, photography, makeup and poor colour separation suggest a date earlier than 2000—which is the date given to it by the person I bought it from. I have chosen the mid-point of "the late 1970's or early 1980's": thanks Twix!]

Nude Witches of Sydney! 2007

Posted in 2000+, NSFW, Real Witch, Video on 13 March 2010 by redwitch1
(And, for the record, the exclamation is ironic.)

If you Google “nude witch”—well, someone has to do it—one of the top hits will lead you to a discussion of an episode of TV documentary series on the National Geographic Channel called Taboo. There have been sixty-five episodes of this series, over five seasons, since 2002 (see here for the full list of episodes). Nudity was the season opener in 2008 (Season 4, episode 1, aired 5 September 2008).

It is quite difficult to find much information about this episode, but the shout for it runs as follows:

Premieres Wednesday, September 5,
at 10:00 PM ET/PT (World Premiere)

It’s possibly the most natural thing in the world, but for many the naked human body remains a taboo. In this episode, NGC travels the globe to examine the cultural significances of nudity. In Sydney, Australia, a coven of Wiccan witches perform rituals in the nude to express their truest form and bring themselves closer to the natural world. In America, some devout Christians worship together naked, believing that is the way God intended them to. And in central Japan, watch a centuries-old chaotic event called the Hadaka Matsuri: “The Festival of the Naked Man.” Each year one man is chosen to be the “Spirit Man.” He is shaven, stripped naked and must walk from one end of a street to the shrine at the other end. Along the way, thousands of seminaked men struggle to touch his bare body for luck.

Imdb offers a runtime of sixty minutes (with commercials), so the five minutes of this segment that is available on YouTube is unlikely to be complete. Still, it is worth a look (NB, even though the naughty bits are digitised away you will still have to sign in to watch this on YouTube).

If you look on the National Geographic Channel site you will (eventually) find that you can download the episode via Video On Demand until 31 March (here); more details are available here, including the image at the top of this page which has the caption: “In Sydney, Australia, Brad, Rachel, and Kael stand around a table laden with Wicca implements”).

In one of the few discussions of this segment by local Wiccans (here) Mama Kelly writes

I cringed at the sexual undertones in coven members undressing one another. My first (and only) coven worked skyclad at esbat rites. I can promise you that at no time did any of us undress one another … I winced at a few wordings that I felt were poorly chosen. One example was when the narrator made mention of stripping in front of strangers. In my own experience skyclad rituals were not open to the public. You did not work skyclad with a group unless you were an initiate which implied having known them and worked with them for a year and a day …. hardly strangers. But I shuddered at the end when the narrator referred to Wicca as … a CULT … as opposed to just referring to it as a religion. I was one very angry witch last night I can tell you that.

Since the narrator of the section on YouTube video does not refer to Wicca as a cult I am assuming that this bit has been snipped off. Without it the segment is not too bad, certainly not as bad as you’d expect. I acknowledge the mutual stripping in front of strangers would be very unusual and unlikely to really occur, but Alex and Maxine Sandars did a great deal for the cameras that was “very unusual and unlikely to really occur.”

Jana Mrhacova, Sexy Witch, 2009

Posted in 2000+, Halloween, NSFW, Photograph, Striptease on 23 December 2009 by redwitch1

Jana Mrhacova—I bet you can’t pronounce her last name—is twenty-five and has been modelling since she was nineteen. She has worked under a variety of names and pseudonyms—a testament to her fabulous Czech name—including, but not limited to: Jana, Jana D, Jana E, Jana M, Jana Malone, Jana Q, Jana Surkova, Janie, Jenna and Joana Redgrave!

Google a few of these names and you will find her all over the internet. Look closely and you will realise this is the same delightful model who featured in this blog only a few weeks back (look here) under the handle “Jana D.” It is embarrassing to admit that when I found this gallery (here) I did not recognise the model, and since no name is provided for her, it took me a long time to realise (1) that her name was Jana, (2) it was the same Jana who appeared in my post only a few weeks ago—the freckles on her tummy match—and (3) that “Jana D” is actually Jana Mrhacova.

I have this site to thank for the third discovery. Check it out and you will find that Jana was born on 23 June 1984, she is only 163cm (five foot four inches) high and her measurements are 75-64-84cm (34-25-33 inches). You will also find that her cup size is A. Other modelling sites give different details: this site claims she is a 166 cm tall, measures 84-62-90cm and wears a D cup! I’ll leave it to you to decide which you believe.

As for this photo-set. According to the splash-page for “Jana D” on Only Opaques (a stocking-fetish site here) there are 126 images in this set available to members. I could only find sixteen in the public domain, from which I have selected five. (For obvious reasons she leave her striped, black, hold-up stockings on.) For the other eleven, see here.

Tiffinay Star, Sexy Witch, 2009

Posted in 2000+, Halloween, NSFW, Photograph, Striptease on 16 December 2009 by redwitch1

Apparently, this is “Tiffany Star” and she is eighteen. The helpful people at “iameighteen.com” are so anxious for you to know her age that they have published her ID card along with her photos. And you can believe them because everything on the internet is true. And they emphasised the truthfulness of their claim with a “No Bullshit!” After all, what possible motive could they have for lying and faking her ID?

Apparently also, “Tiffany Star … loves trick-or-treating every Halloween, but this year she’s in for a special treat!”

In this sentence “special” has a special meaning—think “special bus”—because her “special treat” has a pot-belly and man-boobs. He is certainly a lot less special than she is, and I wouldn’t have thought it was much of a treat for her. Eww.

Natalie Sparks, Sexy Witch, 2009

Posted in 2000+, Halloween, NSFW, Photograph, Striptease on 9 December 2009 by redwitch1

Natalie Sparks posted a few shots from this photo shoot under the title “Slutty Witch for Halloween” (here) commenting “Im going to give you a seek peek of what your getting in your candy bag. Im a slutty witch that strips down to nothing but boots and a witch hat.” The hat and the boots are pretty amazing so I am glad she leaves them on.

Natalie continues: “I will cast a spell on you … Im such a naughty little witch” and “This scene rocks!! Ohhhhhh so scary!!”

More photos from this set appear here, but be warned these photos of Ms. Sparks really are quite naughty.

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