Keeley Hazell, Halloween Witch, 2008

After a series of posts on witches in the highly-romantic art of Luis Faléro, and in the delightful pastel shades of antique greeting cards, it is time for a little reminder of flesh and blood. So here is Keeley Hazell.
Hazell is, apparently, a “Page 3 Idol.” Her breathless bio on Page3.com says that “The Bromley babe” stormed to victory in 2004 in the Page 3 Idol competition (shortly after her 18th birthday) “as voters went mad for her sensational 32F-24-36 curves.” I can’t imagine why.
Happily, on 31 October 2008 Hazell appeared in the guise of a witch in The Sun (and online on Page3.com), which is all the justification I need to include her here. Enjoy!






24 April 2009 at 10:57 PM
she certainly bewitches me!
26 April 2009 at 2:03 PM
And one has to wonder, if witches were illustrated like this during the middle ages, where would we be now?!
Gorgeous, sexy and fun. Thanks for sharing!
29 April 2009 at 10:26 PM
…I’m here for the artwork, but I’m not complaining…
23 June 2009 at 2:08 PM
She certainly has magic powers! She lifted my stick with her magic! ;-)
9 August 2011 at 8:24 PM
She’s sexy sexy sexy! I like her and your post, tnx!