Keeley Hazell, Halloween Witch, 2008
After a series of posts on witches in the highly-romantic art of Luis Faléro, and in the delightful pastel shades of antique greeting cards, it is time for a little reminder of flesh and blood. So here is Keeley Hazell.
Hazell is, apparently, a “Page 3 Idol.” Her breathless bio on Page3.com says that “The Bromley babe” stormed to victory in 2004 in the Page 3 Idol competition (shortly after her 18th birthday) “as voters went mad for her sensational 32F-24-36 curves.” I can’t imagine why.
Happily, on 31 October 2008 Hazell appeared in the guise of a witch in The Sun (and online on Page3.com), which is all the justification I need to include her here. Enjoy!